Found at: Slippery Brick

GPS lingerie brings with it a whole bunch of ethical issues. You could potentially locate a cheating wife, or use it in an escort service situation where a pimp can keep tabs on his/her girls, or even play weird GPS sex games if that’s your deal.

Not sure I have the patience for weird GPS sex games.

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mr_fixit: Yeah that giant shell sitting there isn’t meant to be phallic or nothin’

The majority of you voted yes, and, here we go. It isn’t as much fun for me to make fun of myself, so I leave that to you.

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*wipes tear from eye*

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Beware gorgeous naked women lying in wait on dusty abandoned roads. They will eat your souls…or at least take your wallet.

Joe Hawtness

Ricky Retardo: We should declare May 5 as Great Butt Day.

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This is what happens when you mess with German street toughs, they fold you up and leave you in a small alley.

Check out more Leah Jung!
And, I need to get the name of her tattoo artist.

Script: She took the Doctor’s advice for stretching her back backwards a little too far, don’t you think?

erm Spotted This Weirdness

Ewee: Power Rangers is really stepping up Rita’s look this season! yay Bandai

meow

peter Spotted These Hawtties

Jormengrund: I see a tiger and a cheetah.
However, these MUST be the age progression for the much-touted cougar that fine young women aspire to become..
Or, at least, I can hope that’s how it happens…

Dan21 Spotted This Rancor With Mandy Morbid

ShitFerBrains: How do you say “Honk Honk” in rancor?

Hilarious…

Liz Spotted This Doll

Have old toys laying around the house that you don’t know what to do with…here’s a great idea.
-Joe Hawtness

the golden fox: well wouldnt mind have a hot lady inn my house destroying stuff to bad my mother aint hot

tnevaneb: Hello Oedipus

CannedToo: She may not be hot, but she’s good in bed. Go ahead and give it a shot—you’ll see.

Anon Spotted This Kitty

: Reminds me of a line Johnny Carson once used. A lady was on his show and she had a pet cat and she asked “Would you like to pet my kitty?” and Carson replied “Yes, but that darn cat is in the way!”