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Also, she should at least be wearing protective glasses.

mr_fixit: Could the pants be any tinier? I mean, if they were smaller you’d need quantum mechanics to define them. Seriously.

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jebusyoon: It would be hard to roll on? Really Joe? Are you gay?

What? It isn’t a flat steady surface? And our house rule states if it falls off the table it doesn’t count.

Now if I said, “My boyfriend hates our new gaming table.” That would make me gay. (not that there would be anything wrong with that. I ain’t steppin’ on anyone’s lifestyle.)

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Punisher: I didn’t know Bill Murray played chess

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I enjoy playing billards quite a bit. So please, get off the table and let me continue to play.

Snookered: Useful snooker tip: if the pink is covered, go for the brown…

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More reasons why I love snow.

Steve: one of these girls
is not like the others.
one of these girls
is dressed real plain!

Anon Spotted This Nude Potato-Sack Race

These are the type of events I never get invited to. I also am never invited to bar mitzvahs, brunch, birthdays and chess tournaments.
-Joe Hawtness

buttfan: Whoever you are, ‘Joe hawtness’, you must be a dumb teen or someone scared of the Christian Murderesses Of God With Axes Who Frigging Hate Anything Living, because the stupid pink stars over nipples look fucking dumb and show you as being the aforementioned. FFS. Get a life.

peter Spotted This Awesome Game

KaBooM: That looks like a pineapple ring…

Damn, you’re right. Now I don’t care as much.