Mad Beer Skills
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If you need a hand opening your beer this summer, I suggest you hire her to help out. She’s a professional.
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Wow, when did she first think of trying that one?
just another reason to love being Canadian- twist off beer caps
and hawt women.
It’s a love that tends to not survive in the workplace. The bloody things come off way too easily when you move the bottles around. IMO, you’re supposed to be able to grab 3-4 bottles in one hand without causing one of them to ejaculate prematurely.
Haha, you should try that with real crown-corks, not these fake ones in America
I have seen this before. Watch after she hands the beer off to that other guy. He takes a sniff before pouring the beer.
too bad she aint pretty
Too bad she’s hotter than anyone you’ve talked to.
Her father must be so proud!
I love that they’re playing beer pong… IN A POOL! That’s a level of awesome that I’ve always aspired to.
My inner teenager wonders what would happen to her bikini top if one were to hand her beer with a non-twist-off top…
I gotta try that!
The only thing I need now are a pair of tits
Real beer does not come with a twist-off cap, or in a can.
That’s all I have to say.
+1
Agreed! You are not american, are you?
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I am American, and I agree with this statement.
Although there are a few craft breweries coming out with some decent canned beers now (21st Amendment in San Francisco comes to mind). Still, it just feels . . . wrong.
There are some nice craft beers now coming in cans, especially the large cans. Twist-off caps, though? I haven’t seen it.
If she opened a bottle without a twist-off cap I would be impressed.
The fact that there is still a woman opening a beer for her man is kind of impressive too!
a couple of weekends ago i was drinking with a few buddies… when the girl drinking with us gets up and walks away, comes back with 3 beers and passes them around…. i creamed my pants so fast
if she wasn’t a lesbian i would have proposed on the spot
There are so many ways to use this opener…
You chose the wrong one.
Glad I read the comments before posting because you just said what I was thinking.
Amen! And for the record not all Americans are ignorant as to what constitutes good beer and what doesn’t. Mmm..I could totally go for an ice cold draft right about now.
Any of you boys buyin?
Ice cold draft?
That could be anything…. That proves nothing about your taste in beer.
Malarkey, both Leinenkugel’s and Yuengling come with twist-off caps and those are eminently drinkable. I believe Point Beer from Wisconsin also has screwtops and it’s fricking AWESOME beer.
I think it was the music that did it for me.
I’m in love!
Ah, the breast way to open a beer!
Aside from the beer opening, she has some amazing tits.
I can do that with my mouth!
(I can’t open a beer bottle though.)
Why did the cap make a clinking sound when it hit the water?
Screw (top) that!
I wonder when did she first discover that ability of hers?
See, they are for feeding babies AND adults!
I agree. Beer pong in a pool is a level of epic which most can only hope to aspire to.
Oh yeah… she’s a keeper!
Titties can open beer?…..Whoduh thunkit
Wonder what she could open with her poon?
Doors
Wallets
If only her head was flat
This is clearly a twist off beer cap… And clearly a hot resp. hot lookin girl.
do’h! hawtness blog spelling convention fail. the second hot should be spelled hwat…
Weird timing im watching a show on Stanley Kubrick. Then click on this playing the 2001 song lol.
“Also Sprach Zarathustra” by Richard Strauss, doofus. = )
Oh god that’s lame, I thought she does it with real crown caps instead of lame twisty things….
You guys ever in Lafayette, La and want to try a real beer stop in and pick you up a six pack or two of La 31.
WHY?! No! Boobies were NOT meant for this purpose! Oh dear Jesus ow no!
I totally agree. Ouch!
Doesn’t seem to bother her; wonder what’s up with that! I think the Spandex of the bikini top has a lot of grip on the cap and she’s not really pressing that hard into her boob.
you know how guys have crotch grabbing moments when they see a guy get injured in the nuts? i just had that, but i grabbed my breasts instead.
How the hell did she do that??
I think Spandex has a lot of non-slip properties.
lol’d hard about the poor americans just havin’ twist closures…
(sry about my bad english)
Where be the boobs?
hahahaha now thats what i call a titty twister!
She did what now?
The guy laughing in the back sounds creepy. °_°
:’) so buetyfull
Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘tough titties’