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I Heart Your Boob

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Sometimes my shriveled, booze-soaked heart likes to pass out warm fuzzies to the rest of the world. Not often, mind you, so don’t get use to it. So, in lieu of WTF here’s some cute. I apologize for this moment of weakness.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite Commentexnihil: Hooray for Boobies! Uh-Oh, I think I caught a case of the Bad Touch
The only cure for the Bad Touch is an IV of water collected during a Texas drought while listening to a Prince record

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  1. Flabergast says:

    NIIIIIIIIICE! I heart her boob too

  2. MrODoyl says:

    My sentiments exactly.

  3. Not_you says:

    yeay fur teh kyoot!

  4. Highland says:

    Look, It’s Miley Cirus. NICE BOOB

  5. Leviticus says:

    She’s cute

  6. ShitFerBrains says:

    Boneable!!!!!!!!!

  7. bns says:

    Carebear Stare!

  8. You Pussy says:

    I heart her boob and her pussy

  9. Bill says:

    I NOM your boob ! … Well, I guy can wish, right? ;-)

  10. exnihil says:

    Hooray for Boobies! Uh-Oh, I think I caught a case of the Bad Touch

    • Bimmy says:

      This post makes me wish I could favorite comments

      • exnihil says:

        The only cure for the Bad Touch is an IV of water collected during a Texas drought while listening to a Prince record

        • jkid1134 says:

          The water to cure The Bad Touch shouldn’t be from an IV, you must be smothered with a mop and bucket. You may feel rough, and you’ll have to sweat it out, but eventually you ought to feel much less nuts afterwards. Two thumbs up to the previous comment, though, and please respond – I’d appreciate your input!

          • exnihil says:

            Yes, that does make sense, but the mop and bucket must be from Waffle house

            • Manic Om says:

              However of course the Waffle House must be in the lost catacombs of Egypt with a menu purely in hieroglyphics. And only God must know where it is stuck. In addition, the X files must be on TV in said waffle house. Perhaps there should be some sort of advisory. For small craft, maybe?

        • Caturday Cartoons says:

          I thought the best cure was always More Cowbell?

          • exnihil says:

            Not when the bad touch strikes!!! More cowbell is an all purpose cure for anything up to and including cooties. The bad touch is like cooties on steroids. Just out of the more cowbell cure zone

  11. secretvaginapyramids says:

    that is absolutely adorable.

  12. required says:

    i came

  13. dug says:

    I’m in Love

  14. me says:

    Here, let me help you with the other boob <3.

  15. Wylie Wilde says:

    “Now let me do it.”

  16. CannedToo says:

    Where was this on Valentine’s Day, Joe?

    • Joe Hawtness says:

      Dunno, I wish I could have gotten off my drunk ass to find heart warming pics like this. So you’ll have to just deal w/ the tardiness. And, this tactless apology.

  17. Roman says:

    Sick dude, she is just popping a zit.

  18. CannedToo says:

    Mammaries of our love.

  19. Zuerill says:

    i boob her heart!!


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