She Just Blue Herself.
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She bang the entire smurf village or something?
It’s smurfbukkake!
I was going to ask if she had spring break in Pandora.
Avatar costume: you’re doing it wrong
haha
smurf spodge,…hehe
Avatar costume: you’re doing it wrong.
yeah yeah, we know you said that. You don’t have to repeat it.
The interwebs: I’m doin’ it wrong. Ha.
Doing it right!
I’d lick her clean ;D
Well if you have a Blue MAN Group, then you have to have Blue Women, too…
My favorite color too.
paint, go-gurt, or selsen blue?
If that’s go-gurt I want some
I vote for Blue Goo gel.
Am I the only one that notices that she has perfect tits? Almost suspiciously perfect tits……
Magnificently perfect tits. I noticed…
Ya, it’s too bad. I bet the original ones were pretty nice just the way they were.
If they are fake, I want the name of that surgeon to help out my future wife
I like what I see!
If seeing is believing then oh baby, I’m a believer
Fake. The curve where they with the body is too hard, should be softer…
erm… “Where they CONNECT with the body”
Holy shit, you guys are retarded. Can you seriously not tell the difference between round hard fake-ass tits like this and real ones? I weep for our future.
Seriously guys, let’s not mass debate over this…
LOL @ midgetmackenzie! You did mean “mass debate” as a pun, right?
she paid for them, they’re hers, therefore they are real…lol
I bet they’re real. Young women can have perfect tits.
Agreed, and if shes mostly gland, then they will stay nice looking longer, its the chicks with mostly fat in the boob that end up with fried eggs nailed to the wall
Think about it, MILFs have great tits!
Sorry, they’re fake. They have a recurve. Spectacular, but fake.
Couldn’t agree more Cann. But why do already beautiful women do that to themselves?
I have no idea. I don’t even know why already ugly women do it to themselves. I’m opposed to body modifications (tattoos and piercings too), except for my penis reduction of course.
I’m not opposed to tattoos and piercings as long as they’re not in some places
i am tempted to say something mean……so i will.
“You want to make that pencil smaller then it already is?”
She by gawd needs to be a regular here.
Smurfette just evolved into ???
Win!
Cleanup!
Damn those are perfect, everything looks good though.
Next stop, Pepperland!
This is easily the most defining piece from my blue period.
Better than the red kind.
HA!! You cannot take my poptarts away.
you would have though
If I had any.
Blurp. Gurgle.
Har, har Canned…but seriously, had I coated her in red goop, would you have any hesitation at all?
Why is one of the tags “arrested development”?
Oh, and nice tits.
This is why it’s tagged Arrested Development:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BznwsT6r_tM
If you haven’t ssen the show it’s not as funny… but it’s still good.
And she is GORGEOUS.
because there is a quote from michael bluth
Smurf Wad? damn,…I going to have to start looking in the bathroom after my wife walks out in the bedroom with that blue stuff caked on.
Whaaa?
Specially made face cream brought to you by smurfs
Damn those are perfect tits. And under that blue paint is a cute face. Me want.
Avatar 2: the Humans Strike Back.
I trust the paint is non-toxic, flavorful, and easily licked, I mean, washed off.
Now there’s a man I’d like to kiss between the cheeks-tobias funke-1st ever analrapist- that’s analysist/therapist
This is Sexy Pattycake, boys. She’s a tease, so enjoy this.
BEAUTIFUL fucking TITS, man!
Hunter S. Thompson for the win>
Is the Blue Thing EATABLE….
I like to try…
Nice “Arrested Development” quote, Joe. Actually, you can get a lot of quotes from there, specially from Tobias… God, I love that show
Maybe now she can make that dinner reservation. (Since she blew herself early)
This is Patty Cake, she has lots of great sets like this… Yay boobies!
More pictures of the same girl, not sure of the source though: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/36053/5df4db4b/nog_meer_blauwe_mensen.html
Thanks for the link! She has the face of a 12 year old when the paint’s removed. Not so ‘me gusta’.
Yet another proof that wearong lots of make-up makes you look older.
…no kidding. Although I’d probably say “15″ (as she looks eeriely much like one of my friends sister did 10 years ago when she was 15, except for the boobs).
Regardless of how great the body&breasts are that kind of face is a major turnoff for anyone older than 21 (well, anyone older than 21 that isn’t into lolicon).
Who cares how old she is?!? She’s f’ing hot! The best chick posted in a long time! 15, 18, who gives a crap?
Because I’m 32 and I prefer women I don’t have to buy beer for.
Comment WIN!
Hey, I’m 32 and I don’t drink, so she’s all good to me ^_^
She goes by Pattycake as someone mentioned above, and she is more than legal to pose this way. She has her own website and banks on her young looks.
Trust me she’s not 15. I’d know. *looks around nervously*
19, 20, she can buy her own damn beer.
At least I’m not the only one who noticed… even with the paint she has kind of a “babyface” and it’s creeping me way out…
Strangest thing about this picture?
I’m listening to “My Unfortunate Erection” while staring at it.
Also, my roommate’s girlfriend was in the room and noticed it.
The picture, not my erection.
She’s singing the words to the song, though.
who is the girl? She is uber hawtness. Any other pics? Will pay $$
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/36053/5df4db4b/nog_meer_blauwe_mensen.ht
pay up
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/36053/5df4db4b/nog_meer_blauwe_mensen.html
pay up
The second pic in the series is a godsend!
wow i think that u should look at the last one
you rock!
the headline is awesome
its like
Looks like someone just… *puts on sunglasses* …Blue herself
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11
Oh the things you can do with a gallon of Go-Gurt and a Kiddie Pool..
Suddenly those two things seem like an amazing combination.
hell yes!
MOAR is wanted
I’ve heard of blue balls before, but…
Win! Have you seen Brawl Taunts, then?
Upon seeing this pic, I think I just blew something too.
I give her a B+
and i blued in my pants..
She’s blue, I’m red. Tonight we make a whole lot of purple.
dear god I hope that stuff is edible ~drools~ I’d clean her sooooooo gooooooood
She caught someone’s blue balls exploding all over her
Hooooooot !
Feel free to send me an email or something. ^^
I don’t know…she’s kind of fat
WTF? is she fat if she doesn’t look like she recently escaped from Auschwitz?
u stupid $&%!tard if u think she’s fat than u must hate all women that don’t look like .5 pound twigs
Pentium Man just came!
She is the face of Jell-O’s rejected campaign to promote their Blue Raspberry pudding…
Like to see her wiggle and a jiggling.
She overdid a little her Samus Haran Zero Suit.
https://webspace.utexas.edu/sry74/Website/pics/ZeroSuitSamus.jpg
Please tell me you did “Haran” on accident.
Otherwise…
FAIL
That would be pattycake if anyone cares.
BLACK PEOPLE DON’T CUM BLACK, INDIANS DON’T CUM RED, ASIANS DON’T CUM YELLOW…. WHY THE HELL WOULD SMURFS CUM BLUE? exactly… they wouldn’t -_-
Um… because they’re fictional?
Not to mention they don’t reproduce sexually, even if they were real.
Lot’s of Hawtness, No WTF. Unless The W stands for Want!
For all of you who I know have been looking:
http://www.sexypattycake.com/
I like how her age is “Legal”
Legal where?
So, you feel guilty about beating off to a 17 + 364 day old hottie, but you’re perfectly fine with beating off to her the next day?
personally, id rather not wait a day.
I teal you what, she’d be hot on Nickelodeon.
Unable to secure good scholarships smurfett had to turn to other means to pay her way through college….
Handy smurf finally gets his after years of being led on by Smurfette.
The reason the Avatar sex scene went straight to dvd
nobody seems to have noticed…
but she’s got a perfect smile on her pretty face and her eyes are smiling too! i love her!
You’re right, Tom, she is absolutely gorgeous. There is a an amazing sweetness in her face that draws me much more than the bodacious ta-tas.
You know the smurfs ? The anime with tiny little cute blue dwarves ?
She’s been cummed by the smurfs in a bang bang !!
Um. The Smurfs wasn’t an anime series.
i hit dat
man i need to know her name
Read the other comments. It’s Pattycake…
Hey SEXXXY PATTYCAKES,…..Can we see if your wearing PANTIES!
Did the paint get down that far?
NEED and towel
Can i Help?
OMFGWTFBBQ,…INSTAWOOD!
It’s been a long time since we’ve had some decent pics. Lately they’ve sucked more ass than Roseanne’s thong.
Thank you for this one!!!
and the photo shopped pasties are like termites to my wood
This chick has a super cute face and smile, with a super sexy body.
Hey it’s like smur- aww crap, they beat me to it.
the whole ROSEANNE comment was jsut WRONG!
Just the thought of it makes me wanna barf chunks man,..
DONT GO THERE AGAIN!,…PLEASE!
Girl’s name is Pattycake. Apparently, she’s something of a foreign porn star. I followed a link on the german site.
Absolutely Gorgeous
Clearly she was being held hostage by the blue man group when chuck Norris roundhoused them in the process of rescuing boobs – I mean her… Boobs
Now I know why all the smurfs except for smurfella are smiling!
That color is actually patented by Tiffany’s. If she’s not named Tiffany, they might just sue.
Actually, come to think of it, I’m that color blue. Maybe she’s the one underneath me last night. It was dark and I was drunk. I vaguely remember big boobs were involved—I hope it was her and not Jack Black.
She must REALLY like the blueman group.
If this is relevant to your interests, then you may also be interested in:
http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?gid=881067&view=2
Personally I’m finding the link at the bottom to ‘Gay Military Dating’ really funny – misplaced add or at people overcompensating?
HELLO SMURFETTE!
I’ed smurf that.
This is quite possibly my all-time favorite pic on this site.
Maybe she has to cover them in blue paint to cover up the Tara Reid Frankenboob-type scars.
I know they’re gonna make a Smurfs movie with Neil Patrick Harris in it, but I’m not exactly sure that this is how a casting call works…
she was in a AVATAR Bukkake
Smurfette never looked this hot before!
“And if it means I have to take a chubby, I will suck it up”
Inspired by Eiffel 65.
I’d rather see her pink.
that is… her IN pink
it’s time to sing: i’m blue da ba dee da ba daaa…
i just wish that was cum…
AH, she is Russian (no surprise there)
oh my god… BLUEBIES!!
it’s sexypattycake.com
HEY PATTYCAKES,…..how about you,…me,…..and a gallon of red waterbase,…..
Ill bring the brushes and the drop cloth,…
>>>EVIL GRIN<<< hehehe
Just leave a note,…PLEASE!!!!!
like that will ever happen……..
its patty.. http://www.pattycakeonline.com shes legal..
TOBIAS FUNKE FTW
Umm, that is porn star known as Patty Cake if any of you suckers want to see more….
who cares fake or real? fap fap fap fap
reminds me of the blue man group
Avatar: you’re doing it wrong
More like she’s doing it RIGHT
OK listen up. I am into this sort of thing, and believe me i know A LOT of websites and models. This is Patty Cake and her website is http://sexypattycake.com/. She dresses up, plays with food/slime alot, mostly always shows her feet and she has one of the most freshest and beautiful faces ever which makes her so unique amongst all the other common looking models.
Oh and she does everything herself, and is her own style. And shes deffinetly over 18, use your head-i know it, you know it and guess what, the person who uploaded it deffinetly knew it or else he wouldnt of found the picture in the first place, but hell wouldnt he be dead if he didnt upload a picture on here for the ego stroke and popularity.
So love it, its legal and shes a legend
she call herself sexy pattycake and she have made some gallery of teasing…and she’s more then 19 years old