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55 Bucks…What A Deal!


I can’t wait to see the man boob version.

-Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentSarah: As a F-cup woman, this isn’t a bad idea actually. You try having a 5 lb. bag of flesh pulling on your neck all night. I don’t think I’ll pay $55 dollars to place a small dildo between my breasts though.

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  1. Perturbee says:

    Joe, I fail to see any Hawtness in this. Funny WTF, but hot? Nah!

  2. Sarah says:

    As a F-cup woman, this isn’t a bad idea actually. You try having a 5 lb. bag of flesh pulling on your neck all night. I don’t think I’ll pay $55 dollars to place a small dildo between my breasts though.

  3. The_Kid says:

    That definitely looks like a small dildo, I could just put my hand there and hold up their breast when they sleep.

  4. roa says:

    I’ve never known anyone with this problem.

  5. jamisings says:

    I think their sleepless nights come more from the uncomfortable nightwear they choose then their boobies.

  6. Petro Lhead says:

    Can you use a second one for the bottom? ))

  7. DoctorSpooky says:

    I would do this job for free. All night, every night!

    • causeisaidit says:

      yea right. Go ahead and hold a couple of melons for a while and see if you don’t wish for grapefruit instead.

      BTW I love when my guy holds mine. So much better than a bra.
      Now , if only it was ok to walk around outside like that,
      a-la Janet jackson cd cover from so very long ago?

  8. chris says:

    This is my second favorite commericial. Right behind the shake-weight

  9. asdfa says:

    That woman at the beginning has fantastic cans.

  10. Rogue Squirrel says:

    Breasts uncomfortable while sleeping on your side? Use an all-natural support system: my hands! Colors come in white and sort of pink. For C-cups and larger. The cost is…There is no cost! Let me get my hands on them boobies!

  11. horncat says:

    Kush, tush, and bush. Surely someone out there can come up with a clever rhyme that ties them all together?

  12. Vince says:

    I would offer the same support, for less money, and I also am anatomically designed. I will also occasionally offer an organic and natural skin treatment.

  13. Chass says:

    I’ve seen this product and have been tempted to buy it. My breasts weigh 4-5 lbs all together. Sleeping on my side with no support is incredibly uncomfortable. I eventually figured out that I could just sleep with the edge of a small pillow jammed between them.

    And yeah, my guy can hold them up with his hands when we’re awake and just cuddling, but that’s not feasible the entire night.

  14. Marcus says:

    I suddenly believe in reincarnation and wish to come back as her kush.

  15. Srsly says:

    I’ve got D’s and this is not a huge problem. On nights when it is, that’s when sports bras are useful, and much less than $55. I don’t think I’d like a mini-dildo between my boobs all night, if I’m trying to sleep.

    • gotcanned says:

      there is nothing mini about that wanna-be-dildo. Its as big as her wrist.

    • myntee says:

      i have d’s and i have absolutely no issue. i go braless all the time and they barely budge. if its that much of a problem wear a stretchy fabric singlet or light support sports bra.
      for your breasts to get to the size where they’re sliding all over the place they must be of a pretty outlandish size.
      i know im gonna offend some ppl but breasts that big are either fake and don’t need support cos they’re like rocks, or on obese women and are probably supported by folds of fat.

  16. RoyBatty says:

    How is no one commenting on the name of this product????!

    Obviously, it was invented by some busty stoner chick who shoved her own dildo between her boobs one night.

  17. CM says:

    To be honest, I’m a little intimidated by the people who call this thing a “mini” dildo.

  18. spacey says:

    I am 38H and, let me tell you, I need a koosh! My mans hand isn’t always there. lmao

  19. Angela says:

    That’s not a bad idea, i have D-cup sized breasts and well it sucks….probably wouldn’t come in a big enough size for me nor my family who run to have size Double D and F.


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