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Flavius Spotted This Insanity

When they are holding hands with the chicken and skipping towards the camera…it almost made me pee from laughter.
-Joe Hawtness

P.S. I promise I didn’t pee.

Favorite CommentHannah Banana: Seriously? I’m a girl and this turns me on a little.
And weirds me out a little. But mostly turns me on.

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  1. 123 says:

    Bizzaro mucho!

  2. A cucumber speaking says:

    I need some soda now.

  3. Tom says:

    That’s a Evolution Control Committee song.

  4. PK Bomber says:

    Why is THIS voted down? This is what Hawtness is SUPPOSED TO BE! Look at all that WTF!

  5. Me says:

    At least it’s not a pickle surprise.

  6. Ogrish says:

    quite a bit of wtf but sadly, no hawtness at all.

  7. Horncat says:

    Maybe some wouldn’t want to hang out with these girls on too many dates (because we all insist a girl be sufficiently intellectual to be able to converse on multiple subjects, not just meat), but I sure would give them a try. They can meat my market any day. Two big salamis, way up.

  8. Kawa says:

    Great. Now I’m hungry.

  9. RottNKorpse says:

    those chicks were hawt…the video didn’t make any sense…this is certainly a WTF video.

  10. biggus_dickus says:

    Hey CannedToo – is this WTF and original enough for you?

  11. Guppy06 says:

    Former PETA protesters?

  12. Joey says:

    I don’t know what they’re selling, but I’m buying.

  13. ViolenceJack says:

    Yeah, oddly I’ve seen this video before. I’d forgotten about it. Definitely WTF, and man… some people here have impossibly high standards. They may not actually be the hawtest women I’ve ever seen, but definitely hawt.

  14. Ahetma Vaakenjaab says:

    Way to go, Joe! Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about!

  15. Fat says:

    Thumbs down.

  16. I’d squirt my ketchup all over that chicken.

  17. potato salad says:

    i am a vegan and find this video offensive!

  18. Loren Pechtel says:

    It’s poking fun at the PETA ads that use scantily-clad women promoting vegetarianism.

  19. Jordan Kael says:

    Fantastic, I haven’t seen that in years.

  20. MichaWha says:

    What the ??????

  21. inside joke says:

    Well, there go the last lingering remnants of my vegetarianism…

  22. Vince says:

    Where is Yard O Beef girl when we really need her?

  23. citizen says:

    wow, this video is really disturbing :D every time i watch this vid i find something new and hilarious :D

  24. DangerMouse says:

    please pass the awesome sauce!

  25. Milo Johnson says:

    It was all fun and games and then the knife came out…

  26. Skill-less says:

    WTF? That actually just made me hungry. Dammit.

  27. Rurik says:

    Gee I’d let those to choke my chicken.
    But that music; it sounds like we’ve found where the Hampster Dance Singers wnet to!

  28. Rich says:

    Every guy likes hawt chicks who eat meat.

  29. Walk On says:

    That raises “WTF” to whole new levels.

    And why, when the song is mostly the word “hamburgers” repeated over and over, where there no actual hamburgers?

  30. Donna G says:

    Too funny! One of them girls kinda looks like Brittany Murphy.

  31. Jedi Master Bigpenis says:

    I had to look outside and make sure I didn’t magically float to Japan. That was some weird shit.

  32. butcher says:

    i like how they handle their meat. except for the part where she chopped the bologna.

  33. foxmaiden says:

    Aaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then!

  34. Andy says:

    this is retarded

  35. Red5 says:

    So much for the idea that sex sells anything.

  36. gotcanned says:

    I find my poptarts being upchucked again …..goddamit when am I ever going to learn!?

  37. John says:

    Must have been created by the same people who did this one:

  38. dangler says:

    anybody knows, how i can download this video?

  39. Spence says:

    This one actually made me say “wtf?” so good job, Joe!

  40. Jasmyn says:

    I am no longer vegetarian.

  41. wild banana says:

    Didn’t anybody ever teach these girls not to play with their food?

  42. Lesmonster says:

    They must REALLY like “sausage”

  43. Map says:

    Wow. They used to play this video on Fuse all the time back in the day. Good memories.

  44. Bob Lablaw says:

    Regardless of how you feel about their looks, being down with making this video is HAWT.

  45. Lady Coochi-Coochi-Coo says:

    I feel like this had something to do with Germans.

    If so, I’d like to go to Germany. Now.

  46. Salami Lover Scott Jeffries says:

    Hamburgers and potato salad are now my favorite foods mom.

  47. Disguise says:

    My mom told me not to play with my food.

  48. The Crapture says:

    If the flapjack girls should need it, i have some special icing for their breakfast pastries

  49. Leafdancer says:

    The blonde with the darker hair looks kind of like the girl from the Wii vs PS3 video.

  50. d00d says:

    holy shit I want to grill and eat potato salad. can’t wait for summer.

  51. Peter Gigante says:

    Proof that blondes LOVE meat.

  52. leila says:

    Cheezburgers! Cheezburgers! I can has hawtdogs?

  53. Fredrick says:

    Anybody know how I can download this movie, or find it on google video, the link seems to be dead. I want to post this to a friends facebook. They are vegan.

  54. Scott says:

    Holy shit! I flinched so badly at 0:24

  55. youbetcha says:

    That *was* kinda hawt until about :24 when the girl sliced into that salami; I was really trying to get into the phallic symbolism before then.


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