The Muppet Slayer
Kuma: She’s wearing the “Cloth of the Blue Muppet Monster” which provides a set bonus of +5 Damage v. Beloved Childhood Figures as well as a 15% healing bonus from all cookie-based health items.
That’s a pretty good set bonus.
Good folk of the village! Thine cookies shalt be safe now and henceforth…
…next, Buffy Vs. The Count…
…ONE! ONE SLAYER!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Twenty-five, surely?
I like this, but it would have been better for me if it had been elmo….
Skewer Me Elmo!
Remember the colors… red is elmo; blue is cookie monster.
…and finally, she takes on the green trash-can dweller, the giant yellow bird and his tusk-less mastodon friend…
That is the weirdest ventriloquist act on the planet. As opposed to Jeff Dunham, who is just the lamest
“Cookie the Dead Monster…On A ‘Steek’?”
Ci!
I wonder if she co-ordinates her lipstick with all her victims
No, but she co-ordinates all her victims with her lipstick.
New time she’ll use the blue one, she will have to slay a smurf..
Maybe this is one of those praying mantis sorta things. She killed him after she (blue) him.
Thats not lipstick. It is his blood.
I think Grover sent her. The rivalry between blue muppets runs deep and fierce. In the end, there can be only ONE!
“D” is for “Decapitated”. That’s good enough for me.
I was just looking at wikipedia and I saw this picture under the entry for fugly. Anyone have mind bleach handy?
No mind bleach. Just drink some regular, we’ll all thank you.
Yes, I see.
Face- symmetrical, attractive, 9/10.
Body- low fat content, good tone, nice appearance, 10/10.
Overall- the makeup doesn’t work for me, but it doesn’t detract a great deal, 8.5/10.
So we round that out to a solid 9+/10… or in interweb speak…. fugly?
Can you post a picture of yourself so we can compare and contrast? We’d love to see the picture of the Adonis you must be to expressly dismiss this girl.. Oh, and be holding a copy of a current Newsweek, upside-down in your right hand; so we know the picture is more likely “you” than random internet picture you found to pretend to be you.
Somehow I suspect that the definition “troll” will have varied and multiple meanings for you if this challenge is actually accepted.
The face is not symmetrical. Note, for instance that her right eye is almost round while the left is 2/3′s that size and not round. She’s got semi-cellulite texture on her left cheek. And her mouth has those lines the run from the corners up to the mid-point of her nose. 3.5 of 10.
Cannot see enough of her skin to opine as to it’s texture, but that blue hanging thing covers the muffin waist and thick thighs. 3.5/10.
Hair style is crappy and unclean looking. 1/10.
Makeup stinks. 1/10.
Fugly.
And the post of your picture so we can compare/contrast?
Oddly missing… weird; did you miss that part of my comment? I’d think an Adonis like yourself who would turn this down in a heartbeat would love to get some adulation.
My looks are irrelevant, although if you the whiner want to post your pisser, I might post my pic. Otherwise, the topic is the muppet killer.
not my arguement, but I think she’s pulling a slight face, hence the ‘cellulite’ in her cheek, plus, the ol’ muffin hips that you are seeing are strangely absent in the photo in my browser. Fugly is supposed to be as ugly as they come. If she is fugly, you must live in a beauty pageant. I would say that she is attractive. She’s not beautiful, but she is far from ugly, let alone fugly…
Guy’s, Guy’s. When a woman that looks like this, says she doesn’t want a cum shot to the lip’s, she means It!!!!
That’s not a Muppet, that’s the cookie monster. Muppet’s a trademark idiot.
don’t know, he seems like a muppet to me…
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Cookie_Monster
A muppet is a type of puppet, first created by Jim Henson. The Sesame Street puppets are almost all Muppets and we’re created by Jim Henson or Henson Inc. Cookie Monster was originally voiced by Frank Oz, who also did Fozzie Bear (and Yoda but Yoda wasn’t a muppet). Anyways, Joe’s dead on on this.
Muppet is a combination of Marionette and Puppet, not a trademarked name. So nearly all of the Henson creations are muppets. Like most everything in the Dark Crystal, the Muppet Show, Sesame Street (with Sesame Street News, featuring Kermit the Frog!), and IIRC Fraggle Rock. I’m sure there were even more. Labyrinth comes to mind.
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… You remind me of the Babe …
What babe?
the babe with the power…..
What power?
The power of voodoo!
who do?
you do!
What power?
What power?
That is the head of Joe Hawtness. Must be why he hasn’t picked a best comment for quite some time now. Now I know. It’s because of this girl.
She looks like she just blew a smurf and got smurf cum all over her slutty blow job lips.
Let me help you out with the originality of your post LOL,…Looks like she Blue Him before she killed him
Yes I saw that there, but I chose to go the other route. Why not just post your own original message instead of piggy-backing mine?
Because he’s shitferbrains and he digs yours by piggybacking.
Ahahahaha burn
Bwhahahaha!
I’ve never seen Cookie Monster wear a red shirt before… good look
And the cookies rejoice!
The cookie monster’s head has now been fractured, and his brains have been taken out. She must have eaten them, for her lips are blue.
First, this picture gave my inner child cancer.
Second, if this picture was taken outside of the Atlanta Hilton, I’m going to shit because way too many of the pictures from the last few weeks were taken in places where I might have been at the time.
So YOU’RE that creepy guy who attends all the cons and hides behind the plants, thinking that no one notices your boner. Pssst… we have pictures, so stop stalking us
It was. This was from Dragon*Con, probably this year, though I’m pretty sure she goes every year. Hit up Flickr, there are a fair number of photos of her. Definitely one of the more creative costume ideas.
ok several comments in one here
He musta touched her cookie without asking
Thats what he gets for saying gimme a cookie bitch!
She Really wanted that dam cookie!!
He reached one last time into the wrong cookie jar……..
Stupid….and not hot.
way hot
om nom nom
First I find out that apparently Santa Claus is not real, and now Cookie Monster is dead. worst day of my life
I’d eat her cookie anytime!
Clearly that bastard tried to steal her cookies and lost. Its just a reminder for those out there who think they can mess with a Ex-Girl scout cookie seller!
I bet her girl scout cookies were made from real girl scouts
i wanna put her head on my stake
Whoa, I’ve had this dream before. Next the head starts yelling at me then I fall backwards into a pit of cookies.
i am almost positive that this was one of the chicks from DragonCon (or something similar) and one year a guy dressed as the cookie monster and was molesting her so the next year, bam, cookie monster killer lol dont ask how i know that or if it’s true….
if thts wat she does to a cookie monster
id hate to see her with my big bird
First thing she’d do is throw away your magnifying glass.
The head is less disturbing than the fact she is wearing his feet.
Do you deny a girl her fetish?
NOOOO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
He must have ate her cookie without asking
OMG! Cookie Monster boots? I soooo want boots made out of genuine Big Bird hide! *SQUEE!!!*
Note the shoulder and boots.
Monster Hunter – “Kill things and wear their skin as a hat!”
I love that game too
This is an awesome take on it, lol.
I totally just found my halloween costume for next year! Awesome!!
Time to settle the is she / isn’t she hot thing once and for all.
Although not classically “beautiful” in a traditional sense, she has attitude, charisma, and apparantly an excellent sense of humour. This combines to make her sexy as hell in my book! (and that’s before we get to the fact that it looks like she keeps in pretty good athletic shape too)
That’s great, Nick. You just described Roseann Barr, Sondra Bernhardt and Courtney Love. Go wash your mind out with bleach.
Good point… I’ll add “cool” and “sane” to my criteria then, elegantly leaving this girl in while eliminating all of the above.
She’s wearing the “Cloth of the Blue Muppet Monster” which provides a set bonus of +5 Damage v. Beloved Childhood Figures as well as a 15% healing bonus from all cookie-based health items.
that was a good one
This who the government hired to try and convince our kids to eat healthier
C is for creepy… that’s good enough for me
Guess she wasn’t fond of cookie monsters new diet huh?
Funny yet frightening.
He probably tried to eat her “cookie”
Maybe that is Mrs Cookie Monster and he got caught eating some other woman’s cookies!
And, no, I haven’t a Farl Darm idea what my name means.
Also: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cubeslave/2866860573/in/set-72157607353613460
She killed the Cookie monster after a long and arduous battle and made a full suit of Blademaster armor out of its vibrant blue pelt.
i don’t know how she finds time to slay cookie monsters AND blow the blue man group.
the cookie monster isnt a muppet…